Um, I understand the outrage on either side, but I don't really believe this happened. Oh I'm sure the talking woman was real, but instead of throwing her phone he just sat there and steamed about it throughout the whole show. Afterwards, at home, alone in the dark, he dreamt of what his real man self would do…

I call mine the mini porno-ramic, but I'd settle for the Steve Jobs boner making machine.

Ha. Those other commenters are nuts. You are 100% correct. That doesn't even break my disgusting top ten.

I think Lumpy Space Princess said it best:

Oh I used to not like her but no longer. She seemed so perfect but now that I know she's down for getting crazy out of control drunk on baby sitter night. Imagine if they didn't get caught, the sex they'd have had. I bet she'd end up with blood under her fingernails. I mean, I wouldn't want to be married to her,…

This is why I can't stand libertarian philosophy. This guy is the real John Galt, may he rot in Hell (or be reincarnated as a poor garment worker's dog, who is too poor to be fed). Those who have money have a responsibility to their community. Those that don't have that sense of civic responsibility are basically…

Oh no. I feel the blood lust. It's possibly too personal for me. My next door neighbor had just crossed the line. Her husband and kids saw the whole thing unfold across the street, including the bloodiest parts. They're all OK but the kids are a little messed up, mostly with nightmares.

Man that just worked it's magic on me. I teared up and swelled with jingoistic pride. I could totally go out and slay my hockey team's enemies right now. Lay down my life for the cause of liberty and Boston? Yes please, where do I sign. Ever since I was a kid at the bunker hill museum (boy was that a field trip)…

Trying to distract from the reptilians that ACTUALLY run the country aye? Nice try.